What if we were wrong about Mr. X all along?
Sure, Resident Evil 2’s indomitable zombie stalker is built like a brick shithouse with a bottomless appetite for flamethrower ammo. He’s also a big fan of bludgeoning you to death, and frankly not much of a conversationalist. But if he could talk, what would he say?
The minds behind SnapCube’s Real-Time Fandub suspect he’s not such a bad guy after all — just a small-town librarian trying to do his job under stressful circumstances. In one viral clip from the group’s YouTube channel, Mr. X tries to track down protagonist Claire Valentine, but the ruthless library truant nimbly eludes his grasp thanks to some top-level video gaming.
“This is so far beyond the books you need to return now,” the beleaguered Mr. X exclaims. “You just lit a librarian on fire.”
Mr. X will…

