We have just picked up the Nuclear Throne achievement list.
There are 44 achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.
| Name | Description | Gamerscore |
| Melting Unlocked | Die. | 10 |
| Eyes Unlocked | Reach 2-1. | 10 |
| Plant Unlocked | Reach 3-1. | 10 |
| Y.V. Unlocked | Reach 3-?. | 10 |
| Steroids Unlocked | Reach 6-1. | 10 |
| Robot Unlocked | Reach 5-1. | 10 |
| Chicken Unlocked | Reach 5-?. | 10 |
| Rebel Unlocked | Loop past the Nuclear Throne. | 10 |
| Horror Unlocked | Defeat Horror. | 10 |
| Rogue Unlocked | Reach the Nuclear Throne. | 10 |
| Fish Can Roll | Loop as every character. | 10 |
| Crystal Can Roll | Reach 4-? As Crystal. | 10 |
| Everything Hurts | Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit. | 10 |
| MMMMMMHMMM! | Reach 2-? As Eyes. | 10 |
| Blood Blood Blood | Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant. | 10 |
| Verified | Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character. | 10 |
| Science | Defeat the… |
